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Instagram is rotting your brain.

Our digital health analysis reverses the rot.

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Brain scan showing the impact of algorithms on children's development

Instagram knows you
better than your mum.

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Expert-backed personalised algorithm analysis

Algorithmic Exposure Map

What categories dominate your feed and what the algorithm thinks of you.

Content Exposure Breakdown
Your algorithmic profile based on 30 days of content analysis

Outrage Content

High Risk
34%

Political anger, social conflicts, controversial takes

Political dramaCancel cultureConspiracy theories

Beauty Standards

High Risk
28%

Unrealistic body images, beauty comparisons

Perfect selfiesBody transformationsBeauty trends

Money Hacks

Medium Risk
22%

Get-rich-quick schemes, financial anxiety

Crypto promisesSide hustlesLuxury flexing

Fake Authority

Medium Risk
16%

Self-proclaimed gurus and experts

Life coachesProductivity gurusSuccess stories
Critical Insight

62% of your feed promotes negative emotional states - outrage content designed to keep you scrolling.

Algorithmic Profile

You're classified as: "High-Engagement Emotional Responder"

By age 21, we spend

10 whole months

on Instagram*

Instagram's algorithm will shape your worldview through carefully curated content.

Outrage Content

Outrage Content

Algorithm feeds increasingly extreme content to keep you engaged, creating emotional dependency and distorted worldviews.

Stealth Marketing

Stealth Marketing

Hidden product placements and influencer content that you don't recognize as advertising, influencing your spending and self-image.

Echo Chambers

Echo Chambers

You get trapped in content bubbles that reinforce your existing beliefs, limiting exposure to diverse perspectives and critical thinking.

*Based on average usage of 30 minutes per day from age 13 to 21.

How It Works

Level up your algorithm in 3 steps.

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Book Scan

Schedule a scan of your Instagram feed.

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We Analyse Your Feed

Our wellness and health clinicians analyse your social media patterns, engagement triggers, and algorithmic influences.

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Upgrade Your Feed

Change your digital diet with personalised recommendations.

trump sucks.
fastest way to make money.
cheapest drugs.
porn.
delulu ways to gaslight my bf.
how to get clear skin.
racist trump.
becoming an influencer.
ten ways to make $1000 overnight.
influencer marketing.
AI videos.
shopify.
ten ways to make $1000 overnight.
influencer marketing.
AI videos.
shopify.
viral challenges.
TikTok therapists.
intrusive thoughts.
lucky girl syndrome.
stupid mental health.
quesadilla hack.
shaving fruit.
hot cheetos hack.
stupid mental health.
quesadilla hack.
shaving fruit.
hot cheetos hack.
adderal coffee.
why you need this app.
ghost pepper challenge.
rizz.
old teachers are sus.
this feed is bussin'.
no cap hop on fortnite.
cheugy.
old teachers are sus.
this feed is bussin'.
no cap hop on fortnite.
cheugy.
NPC behavior.
aura.
cringe.
she slays.
ghosting.
hottest bikinis.
salt & ice challenge.
condom challenge.

Is this normal?

Expectations

This creates the comparison trap. Your brain sees it as the baseline of normal life, eroding self-esteem.

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Base Scan

$29
$79
  • Analysis on 1 Instagram account
  • 100+ videos scanned
  • Liked posts/comments analysis
  • Actionable recommendations
  • Results in 24 hours
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$189
  • Analysis on 1 Instagram account
  • 500+ videos analysed (5 hrs)
  • 1-day Instagram feed analysis (AM/PM)
  • Full digital report
  • Results in 5 days
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Deeper Scan + Consult

$259
  • Analysis on 1 Instagram account
  • 1000+ videos analysed (10 hrs)
  • 7-day Instagram feed analysis (AM/PM, Weekdays/Weekends)
  • 30-min wellness specialist consultation
  • Full digital report
  • Results in 48 hours
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Testimonials

Our analysis has helped 120+ families

"The algorithm audit revealed content my daughter was seeing that I never would have noticed. It gave us the tools to have meaningful conversations about social media."

Sarah Mitchell

Parent of 16-year-old

"I was spending 50+ mins a day on Instagram without realizing it. The audit showed me exactly how the algorithm was manipulating my mood and attention."

Alex Chen

Young Professional, 24

"We discovered our son was being targeted by stealth marketing and echo chamber content. The protection strategies have been life-changing for our family."

Emma Rodriguez

Parent of 14-year-old

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